salesman joke

[Get Inspired]

A young guy from Ohio moves to Florida and goes to a big
'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Ohio ..'

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.

'You start tomorrow.

I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many
customers bought something from you today?'


The kid says, 'One.'

The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30
customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says '$101,237.65'

The boss says '$101, 237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold
him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he
was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he
was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat

department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he
said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4
Expedition.'

The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you
sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!'

The kid said, 'No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I
said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........'

[decipher]

I got to say this one surely made my day, "Talk about a Silver Tongue!"

[redirection]

they guy end up buying a boat and a truck instead of a tampon for his wife. that's what salesmanship can do lolz.

[Get Inspired]

LOL it was definitely a good one!

never saw the punchline coming rofl

[xlman]

so funny~~~~~~~~~~~~

[seoexpert22]

Funny , Thanks for sharing entertainment joke, have you more?

[xsserver.Gryal]

lol hahah very funny thanks for sharing

[decadance]

It's more like spinning a words, like a word play...it is? lololol

[careygold]

A young guy from Ohio moves to Florida and goes to a big
'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Ohio ..'




Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.

'You start tomorrow.

I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many
customers bought something from you today?'


The kid says, 'One.'

The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30
customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says '$101,237.65'

The boss says '$101, 237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold
him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he
was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he
was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat

department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he
said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4
Expedition.'

The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you
sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!'

The kid said, 'No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I
said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........'

Hey good joke!!! I like it very much!!!

[Scyther]

lol...this one is real cool..