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Husband and Wife
After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man
departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife
the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were
looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and
the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal
to a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem
and it would do no good to complain. Upon arrival at the hotel the next
day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and its
weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk
gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait
to get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail,
but due to his haste, h! e made an error in the e-mail addres! s. His message
therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even
older husband had died only the day before. When the grieving widow opened
her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream,
and fell to the floor dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw
this message on the screen:
Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion
at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival
tomorrow.
Your loving husband.
P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how
hot it is down here.......
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Registered User
HAHA That was a good one. Keep em coming. Not the ending I was expecting.
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Registered User
Hahahaha Wife problem... you can't solve these problem
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Member
hahahhahah... thats really shocking,
but didnt the receiver see where the email come from
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