Naughty Jokes

[weblover50]

A woman was in bed with her lover, Steve, when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner."

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Martins bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too."

No more was said about the statue -- not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue'. "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Martins for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."

[T!T!~Ch@/\/]

hahahhahahah lol..... really naughty wife .........

[agnes_griffins]

what is that!!!
She was a naughty one.
Goodluck to her.

[ganibhai]

Husbnd apni Wife sy: Wo Dekho Larki Mje Smile de Rahi hai.

Wife: Smile Nai de Rahi, jab Mene b Apko Pehli bar Dekha Tha to Meri b Hasi Nikl gai Thi. :-)

yun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Because of Evaporation.

Kyn Ghome hai Gagan?
Because of Earths Rotation.

Kyn Machalta hai Mann?
Because of Disorder in Digestion.

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,

lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,

kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

[cHakeL]

hemmm.... she's really really naughty wife, isn't she??

[sunil-patil]

Both are equally naughty! I wish all husbands are so generous!

[twinkie]

Hahahaha.......... I doubt why her husband stayed cool even after knowing that his wife is playing the fool with him..

[feiwenz]

her husband did the same thing at the Martins....
LoL...
i hope it doesn't 'really' happen in real-life

[mrhbrandi]

oh....god... thats really funny i must say... :-)
god i still cant stop laughing at it :-)

[aussieroo1]

They're both cheaters that's why the husband stay calm. It is funny. His wife is really naughty.