Mobile SMS Jokes

[Rohitpatel]

Senior student during ragging says: "On ur marriage, I will kiss ur wife..."
Junior: Ok fine, but I am going to marry ur sister..

CHEMISTRY TEACHER -
What happens to Gold
when it is exposed to air.? PAPPU - It is probably
Stolen.!

Write a ‘C’ program about Girl Friends:-

#include
#include
#include void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money–;
}
printf(”govinda govinda”);
else
printf(”no girl friend”);
}.-………..god nt.

Human brain is an outstanding object.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,
52 weeks,
365 days

right frm our birth…….

and stops














when we enter the examination hall.

in the beach.
An American asks : Are
you Relaxing.?
Santa : I am Santa Singh.
Another American : Are
you Relaxing.?
Santa : No. I’m Santa Singh.
Santa left that place
in anger.
He then sees an American lying nearby, asks,
Are you Relaxing.?
American : Yes.
Santa gives a Slap
and says, All the people
are Searching for You
and You are Lying here.!

[ndeavr02]

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John

[phpmymirror]

Good ones. The first two jokes are good. The c++ program one is kind of stupid, but true. I wouldn't send these in a sms to be honest tho

[Kumar80]

Nice collection of jokes, Thanks for sharing here.

[warrichpk]

Excellent post really nice mobile sms jock Thanks alot

[Tom12]

Love it... i love the joke on human brain.. Same things happens to me often

[eastwest]

Funny ... its a complete package of fun programming

[Anh]

that is a nice collection

[alexthorn]

nice one. thank You ;-)

[Scyther]

Santa Singh was hilarious!!!!