Things that tell me I'm getting old

[Kay]

All true, I wrote this piece.

# I remember LP?s

# My level of understanding teenspeak is on a par with my Swahili

# I dress for comfort instead of fashion and will answer the door like that

# My bathroom (aka the mad scientist?s lab) has every label prefixed by ?anti-?

# I think an iPod?s a fancy pea

# Kids call me ma?am

# My doctor looks as if he should really be in preschool

# I wrap up for winter and don?t mind sensible boots

# I can?t remember my hair color

# I can?t remember much actually

# I look at the box to remind me of my hair color

# I need my glasses to look at the box

# I say ?ooooof!? when I bend and get back up

# I need a hoist to get out of a beanbag

# My school calculator was the size of a brick

# I won?t hear a bad word said about The Hair Bear Bunch

# I have no clue who?s at #1 in the charts

# My pharmacist is on first-name terms with me

# I can trace the lineage of everyone on Coronation Street to the original cast

# My doctor writes my prescription before I even arrange an appointment

# I think that Adult Swim is a dirty channel

# I can trace the lineage of everyone on Coronation Street to their REAL father

# I call every videogame system an ?Atari?

# I realize that menopause wasn?t worth the wait

# I start by using the phrase ?See where there used to be?? when I give directions

# I wonder why the latest videogame console doesn?t have a tape deck

# I watch the obituaries for anyone I might know instead of births and marriages

# I watch the obituaries for my old bosses. Still waiting?

# I remember when you didn?t need a remote to work the TV

# I suddenly get every ?My mother-in-law? joke

# I wonder why all the dirty jokes I told as a kid offend me nowadays.

# I pull out a guitar and start singing ?Kumbayah? at friend?s birthday parties

# I can find my pet rock in the attic and bore kids to death with the memories we shared

# I cannot pronounce my nephew?s favorite TV show

# I now know why my mother didn?t want me going out dressed like that

# My son wonders where you put the quarters in my old cellphone

# I ask him why ?Annie May? is such a popular cartoon character

# I remember when cash registers had buttons that went cha-ching! and not beep

[MaskedSuperstar]

I love lists like these, it makes you feel old, but brings back good memories

[dark]

indeed... great list of I'm OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

so how old are ya XD

i was raised by my grandparents

[shital_p]

so how old are ya XD

i was raised by my grandparents
Thanks a lot for this........................

[bigtruckdude]

OH my god!!! i guess im getting old!!lol
nice list buddy!!the cha ching point is really good!
Old times, nice memories!!

[HomeWorkingWizard]

That's a long list and I have been hit a few times over. But I rather not want to remind myself about that.

[T!T!~Ch@/\/]

hahahhahha feels getting old after reading this .....

[agnes_griffins]

getting older? I think not..
I am Just kidding, you know.

[sunil-patil]

Let me tell you one thing that tells me I'm aging...uh..umm...what was I telling?

[MrCoolio]

Hahahahah this is the funniest jokes i have heard all day