Yes, i'm a senior citizen!

[kaven09]

I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps... with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.
I'm so cared for --- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

[Kay]

LOL, I resemble too many of them for that to be funny. I wrote an article like that once, you just reminded of it. I'll go dig it out and post it. I enjoyed the laugh!

[donald]

wow nice posting.....
its make me laugh....
ha ha ha ha ha ha...........
good one.......
HA HA HA

[T!T!~Ch@/\/]

rofl, simple nice jokes
hahhahahhahahhaha...........

[chi123]

LOL, most of it is completely true!

[Babyshambles]

i like the second one!

[mlastimoso14]

LOL...yes you are a senior citizen if all that chracteristics fits you.

[seoexpert22]

Thanks for sharing joke hehheheeeeeeeeeehehehheh

[phpmymirror]

The last part is so true...

medicaid, medicare... Obama trying to pass universal health care...

[biz4tech]

I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps... with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.
I'm so cared for --- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over... Good!!!!