Bra Shopping

[mansormariyah]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"<

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

[dark]

hahaha i will have to tell my gf this. cause she recently expain how bra sizes work to me

[heroic]

oh my god!!! now this one was damn funny! i wonder how my female frnds are gonna react to this in the morning tmr! :P

[Kay]

My ex used to say that women who wore those "push them up and out" Wonderbras should be sued for false advertising.

[efriendofu]

good one... whats the size of saleslady??? what was she wearing my friends will like this joke.

[redirection]

My ex used to say that women who wore those "push them up and out" Wonderbras should be sued for false advertising.

same thing as if they're using the salvation army type, they should be sued for Medical malpractice.

[mikenormal]

lol lol lol...

Ha ha ha...

nice jokes you lot..

keep posting more please..

[aulia]

Funny joke. This type of jokes is always interesting everybody.
Please posts another...:-)

[carian75]

he ha , funny jokes indeed, although I am I woman I like it!I am thinking right now what type i am? I need to ask my husband, ha ha!

[lowziiii]

hahaaaa
awesome......lloooollllllllz

thanx for sharing this really