A frog and three wishes.

[Quality Clicks]

A woman is playing golf and hits her ball into a water hazard, she looks for her ball and finds a talking frog instead. The frog says, "I will grant you three wishes but there is one catch... Anything you wish for will be given to you husband 10 times more"

The woman agrees and for her first wish requests, "I want to be the richest woman in the world".

The frog replies, "You do realise that your husband will be 10 times richer and may lose interest in you?"

She says, "Yes, but what mine is his and his is mine"

For her second wish she asks, "I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world".

The frog again replies, "You do realise that he will be 10 times more attractive meaning that all women will be after him?"

The woman says, "He will only have eyes for me so this is not a problem".

The frog then says, "Ok, so what is your final wish?"

The woman responds, "I want a mild heart attack..."

[Kay]

LOL, oh that's mean...and yet at the same time strangely appealing.

[Quality Clicks]

I'm glad you liked it, I have to admit it's a great deal funnier when you say it rather than read it. It's shows every woman's true intentions though

[BCRoller]

Ha ha, that was really cute, Quality Clicks, I sincerely enjoyed that one. However, I can't say that "that" is every woman's true intentions, though. Good grief, I would "never" wish a heart attack on anyone, regardless of who they may be, lol.

Thanx for the share and, of course, the laugh, too!

[Quality Clicks]

Perhaps I am wrong then :P Unless you are very unique! Thanks for the response and I am very glad you enjoyed it

[decipher]

:| I hope my wife never finds one of those talking frogs. LOL, nice joke.

[mansormariyah]

my english was so bad....so i try to learn joke in english.....hohohohhooo unluckily born as malay

[Quality Clicks]

You shouldn't worry about where you were born! If you were born in England then you would most likely go through life only speaking one language, I've been lucky to live in Spain and learn the language.

[dark]

i love wish jokes like that great stuff gonna copy paste it to notpad for my buddies to read later

[eastwest]

LOl Intresting, amazing awesome.. how did you make it?