Questions Joke

[ayebea]

Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?
A: I don't know and I don't care!
Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud?
A: The coming of the lord.
Q: What's the different between a girl taking a bath, and a nun?
A: A nun has hope in her soul, and the girl has soap in her hole.
Did you know that takes 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby-oil?

[ayebea]

Q: What's the best way to make a nun pregnant?
A: Fuck her!
Q: What were Christy McAuliffe's last words before the Challanger disaster?
A: What does this button do?
Q: How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the bushes
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: One, but you must slice him really thin.

[ayebea]

Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a vulture?
A: Laywer aren't an endangerd species.
Q: What does vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.
Q: What's red and wet and spread for miles?
A1: Baby dropped through helicoper blades.
A2: Baby tossed in a jet intake at 30'000 feet. (Really spread around)

[Gassar]

hahaha nice shit dude !!

[presli]

Here is one joke from me also:

An italian man into the church.
- I have sined father.
- What have you done my son?
- I cheated a jewish guy.
- But that's not a sin my son, that's a MIRRACLE !

[mansormariyah]

Here is one joke from me also:

An italian man into the church.
- I have sined father.
- What have you done my son?
- I cheated a jewish guy.
- But that's not a sin my son, that's a MIRRACLE !

haha,,,,think deeply why is it so miracle hehe.............tell me

how miracle it is?