A little boy and his father

[master412160]

A little boy and his father are listening to the Fuhrer's speech on the radio as Germany declares war on the USA. The boy asks his father where the USA is. The father takes down a globe and runs his hand across the USA, saying "All of this area of North America, son".
The boy looks at the globe and asks "and where is the British Empire?". The father indicates Britain, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India on the globe.
"I see", said the boy. "And where is Russia?" The father showed him the sprawling mass of the USSR on the globe. The boy's eyebrows furrowed with concentration.
"And where is Germany?", he asks. His father points at the area of central Europe where the Reich is located. The boy looks very concerned and says "Dad, has Hitler seen this?"

[crazybuoy]

Who Is The Most Obedient?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.

He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.

"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

[biz4tech]

IT is very nice jocks, thanks for sharing here.

[crazybuoy]

good sharing.

[mrhbrandi]

First one i didnt get... just bounced
second one was a good one though

[aussieroo1]

I like the second joke. The dad was very lucky to had that toy.

[MartinJose]

I didn't get the first one , too.

[razet93]

Who Is The Most Obedient?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.

He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.

"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

This one is nice.....

[alengrew]

ha ha ha ha i was upset but after read this joke. i am feeling better.

[MasterBlaster1]

Wow thanks for sharing your good joke.