The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

[Get Inspired]

Youll love this!
WARNING: minor crude language

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.

[redirection]

mean little Johnnie but he is right. what a baby needs is reading glass and at the same time swimming goggles

[Jerlene]

lol I love Little Johnnie jokes. Always cracks me up.

[Kay]

LOL! Ahhh that's a good one. And speaking as a parent I can tell you kids really will humiliate you like that. My son once told a boy in front of his not- so-slim mother that she was a big fat mama. He was only about 4 at the time and I could have died. He didn't understand why I was mad and kept saying, " but she is fat!".

[simplinet]

haha funny , let's hope the baby will also keep his nose

[MichaelScott]

Pretty good. Had a laugh.

[irislogic]

Ahahahaha. I didn't expect that last line.

[Babyshambles]

ahhaha great joke, thanks for sharing

[Get Inspired]

Glad you all like it... you should check out other Little Johnie jokes too! Theyre great.

[mlastimoso14]

LOL.. I really like this joke. I thought little Johnnie is so polite but in the end...LOL