The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

[seoexpert22]

Thanks for sharing funny joke.

[phpmymirror]

LOLOLOL thats some good thinking. lol

[biz4tech]

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[meledy20]

hahha.... it is so funny story . thanks for sharing

[Shole]

Youll love this!
WARNING: minor crude language

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.

Hahaha I love the last part XD minor crude language acceptable for such a loljoke XD

[weblover50]

Hehe! Smart little Johnnie there...lol.

[aussieroo1]

A good joke to laugh about that one is hilarious.

[Manny Games]

I must give kudos to you sir. This joke is hilarious. Best laugh Ive had all day.

[baccifinejewelry]

LOL. It's really a funny joke.