The Husband Store

[Aamir098]

A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . . . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going . . . . . .

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads :

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads :

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!



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[imported_megamoose]

lol. that was halarious :P That deserves some points.
*donates 10points

Thanks for sharing with us. Made me laugh!

Mark

[Aamir098]

thanks alot dear

i havea lot of joke

i think in thausounds so admin plz make me this forum section

moderator so i make more and more posts

[imported_megamoose]

thanks alot dear

i havea lot of joke

i think in thausounds so admin plz make me this forum section

moderator so i make more and more posts

lol, that was a funny joke aswell :P

You can't request to become a moderator here. If the admin thinks you would benifit the community he will contact YOU.

Mark

[sam2698]

Ha ha lol that cracked me up, and so did your request. It is true, it seems that women always are tempted and always do want more and are very hard to satisfy!!!

[sartajc]

ive seen that joke before. hahah. its funny everytime. dang aamir, you posted alot of jokes. hahaa.