9 Words Women love to use

[xenomorf]

1 Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5 Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7 Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8 Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

9 Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

:excl: Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

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[Zantetsken]

lol, I found numbers 7 and 8 to be especially funny. The rest didn't really make me laugh, but it's still kinda funny.

[Venum]

Im not so good at relating 2 girlz, unfortunately , but do so hope you are correct

[xenomorf]

Im not so good at relating 2 girlz, unfortunately , but do so hope you are correct

well... you have to be confident when you are dealing with girls coz we can't predict their action. But, just be yourself and be proud to be a man.:dribble:

[Lopineru]

Nice words, thanks for sharing.

[xenomorf]

Nice words, thanks for sharing.

DO you have a neighbor?

i mean, is there any girl around the place where you live?

how many times in a day you talk to them?:bop:

[shopvcc]

thanks for sharing ....

[Venum]

well... you have to be confident when you are dealing with girls coz we can't predict their action. But, just be yourself and be proud to be a man.:dribble:

Well im good at masturbating...does that count :fez:
Thanks for the tip...Only 1 girl i feel comfortable opening up to, i love her and she says she loves me too, elsewhere i havent had much luck wit girls, im really a v.e.r.y shy guy:fireman2:

[jesbond]

1 Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5 Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7 Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8 Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

9 Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

:excl: Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

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hai friends,
nice info,to me all women is very surprised coz have matured and thier haven sixth sense in th life

[xenomorf]

Well im good at masturbating...does that count :fez:
Thanks for the tip...Only 1 girl i feel comfortable opening up to, i love her and she says she loves me too, elsewhere i havent had much luck wit girls, im really a v.e.r.y shy guy:fireman2:

who said we should be proud coz we are good at masturbating??.. You really are a funny guy.

That must be the reason why the girl say she love you coz you know when to make some jokes. :thumbsup: