Jokes

[ankitsingh226]

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other

ensures U

Continue to do so.






Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an

hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

[ankitsingh226]

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.







Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.








Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

[ankitsingh226]

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won't.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.






1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

[ankitsingh226]

This is a conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the public and a marketing guy(X).
X: Which shaving cream do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which vests do you use?
Y: Baba's
X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, What is this Baba? Is it an international company???
Y: No, He is my roommate

[newtenka]

hahahah,lol,lmao:sun:

[bingokeno]

I really like jokes.. And the above posts just entertain me in the middle of my so tedious job.. hehehehe..

[Xtreme01]

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