10 stupid questions...and 10 really smart answers...

[homayoon]

HEY GUYS,
READ THIS AND YOU SURELY WOULD THINK BEFORE ASKING THOSE
STUPID QUESTIONS NEXT TIME.......


10 most stupid questions?

People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.


2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?


3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?

Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally also spit on it.


5. At a family get-together: Whe! n some distant aunt meets you after years.

Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's
just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not.

And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.


9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

! Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoki ng a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames

[imported_megamoose]

lol these are quite funny. I have given you bad reputation though because you should quote any content that you take from the internet that is not your own

Thanks for sharing with us though :P Made me laugh!

Mark

[Royer]

that's too funy, I knew some other but i forgot, if I remember them later I'll post them.

[Windrunner]

great answers. but i think u ll have to memorize it if u really want to answer that way. i mean u dont always remember to be so insolent. so ull definitely need practice

[imported_Stevie]

Lol, very funny, I need a laugh now and then! lol
Keep them coming of course! hehe..

[Mr Smith]

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

The real answer should be: I got run over by a lawn mower. :clap:

I use that all the time!...

At least when my haircut stinks...

[imported_Stevie]

Loads of people say to me whenever i have a bad hair cut:
" Have you been run over by a lawn mower? "
Similar, but more hurtful lol!

[addik]

Oh whahahaha. People, you realize that you do this all the time, tight? However, it is really funny.

The real answer should be: I got run over by a lawn mower. :clap:

I use that all the time!...

At least when my haircut stinks...

Yeah. I like this one better.

[imported_Stevie]

But its like, insulting your own hair...I'd just go, If you had locks like mines, you'd be doin pretty good! lol..

[lavir]

Lols. Funny but true. I encounter people like that.