i like this kind of treat:

While touring an Indian reservation filming a documentry, Barbra Walters was puzzled about the difference in the number of feathers in the head-dresses.
So she asks a brave who only has 1 feather in his head-dress and his reply was "Only one woman, one feather."
Feeling the fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had 2 feathers in his head-dress and he replied "Me have two woman. Two woman= 2 feathers" Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

Now the Chief had a head-dress full of feathers which, needless to say amused Mis Walters who asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your head-dress?"
The Chief proudly said "Me Chief, me screw 'em all. Big, small, fat, and tall, me screw 'em all.
Horrified Ms Walters stated, "you ought to be hung"
The Chief said "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake."
Ms Walters cried, "you dont have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style me screw 'em all."
Totaly disgusted Ms Walters cried, "Oh dear."
The Chief said, "No dear. arse to high, run to fast."