Only Sardars JOkes!

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Letter by Sardarji's Mom.

Vahe Guru.

I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know
you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper
that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the
address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so
they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier
address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a
washing machine, situated right above the commode. I m not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts,
pulled the chain and havent seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last
week.The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.The coat you wanted me to send
you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we
cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He
is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is
badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to
which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby
well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him
and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his father's
last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the
process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened. P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already
sealed off this letter.
Cheers!!!

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Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Frnd: Y?

Srdr: Got upper berth.

Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?

Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..

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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody
will b
there............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody
was there

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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman
gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the
branch
regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've
been promoted as
branch
manager."

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as
to
what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college.

U knw Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s
already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.