Only Sardars JOkes!

[jain.peeyush]

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer: .......!!!!!!!

[jain.peeyush]

One day a lady came in running into police station
where a
Sardar was
police inspector...

And she said "praji..praji gajab ho gaya"

Sardar asked "bhenji ki ho gaya"

The lady replied "mere pati 6 din pehle gobi ki
sabji lene
bazaar gaye the,
aur abhi tak woh nahi laute hain"

On that Sardar replied " koi gal nahin bhenji, tusi
aur koi
sabji bana lo".

[jain.peeyush]

One rainy day Sardar singh was travelling by his new FERRARI. He was not a very good driver and so, did not have complete control on it. Mike tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker sardar's car came in contact with tyson's bike. Tyson got very angry.

He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a few yards away from the car. Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now i will be thrashing your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately".
Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashad its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at tyson sarcastically. Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked at sardar. Sardar grinned at tyson.
Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! what is this ? I am
spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?" Sardar
replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle and you did not notice it.

[jain.peeyush]

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important
space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and
double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of our launch, something seemed
to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never
took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were
puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally, there was a Sardar who offered
to help. They (NASA) people were desperate by that time and
agreed to do anything.
"Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the
Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
"Bring it back to vertical position" the Sardar said.
The engineers did.
"Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the
rocket took off and flew into outer space!
Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew
what to do. He replied -
"It is very simple. This is what we always do with our
Bajaj scooters in India".

[jain.peeyush]

Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.

"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent."

Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"

"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old

[jain.peeyush]

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force award . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best.
First Scotland Yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up. Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our sardarjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@! You are a lion)

[mdzafaruddin]

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman
gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

what a wonderful joke buddy , really humourous, liked it very much.