humor-If Microsoft made cars

[mansha]

1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.

4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun,reliable, fast, and easy to drive - but could only run on 5 percent of the roads.

6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run slower.

7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.

10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

[camote]

Ha ha ha ha...

Yeah that would be very 'true' with microsoft cars and that one must upgrade every three months.... geeeassss i say that would be very costly cars.

[mdzafaruddin]

I think you are a great fan of Microsoft , it will be really funny if they really comes out with a car ,, i am worried about the butt part, that you have to adjust your butt as per their seat size..hahahahahah, very funny.

[chanfrado]

lol
you're so bad! lol