Jokes unlimited.....

[jain.peeyush]

who is guilty???????
a woman sleeping suddenly woke up dreaming and shouted..."hurry leave my husband is back"
man jumps out of the window,fells down and utters
"dam'n im the husband".

[mansha]

he he he all are too good, here is something for you too
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!! :wink:

[jain.peeyush]

hehe good one....
ok one more for you...

Daddy: I want you to marry a girl of my choice..

Son: No.. No.. I Cannot..
Daddy: But The Girl is Bill Gate's Daughter
Son: Is it? then its ok..

Then Daddy goes to Bill Gates..

Daddy: I Have a husband for your daughter..
Bill Gate: My daughter is too young to marry ..
Daddy: But son is Vice President of World Bank..
Bill Gate: Oh.. then its ok..

Daddy Goes to President of World Bank

Daddy: Appoint my son as Vice President in your bank.
President: No.. No.. I Cannot..
Daddy: He is a Son-in-law of Bill Gates..
President: Yeah.. sure... Why not?? defenately (By standing in his chair..)

This is called a business..

[smilemaker]

Letter by Sardarji's Mom.

Vahe Guru.

I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know
you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper
that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the
address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so
they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier
address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a
washing machine, situated right above the commode. I m not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts,
pulled the chain and havent seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last
week.The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.The coat you wanted me to send
you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we
cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He
is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is
badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to
which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby
well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him
and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his father's
last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the
process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened. P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already
sealed off this letter.
Cheers!!!